mentaliti rawak

17 March, 2011

13 March, 2011

33 ZOMBIE RULES

movie yang dah lama aku tengok tapi teringat lah balik, 17/12/2009, GSC Mid, haha



Cardio
The Double Tap
Beware of Bathrooms
Wear Seat Belts
No Attachments
The “Skillet”
Travel Light
Get a Kick Ass Partner
With your Bare Hands
Don’t Swing Low
Use Your Foot
Bounty Paper Towels
Shake it Off
Always carry a change of underwear
Bowling Ball
Opportunity Knocks
Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
Limber Up
Break it Up
It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
Avoid Strip Clubs
When in doubt Know your way out
Zipplock
Use your thumbs
Shoot First
A little sun screen never hurt anybody
Incoming!
Double-Knot your Shoes
The Buddy System
Pack your stain stick
Check the back seat
Enjoy the little things
Swiss army Knife



Zombieland - Deleted Scene: Ziploc Bags by dreadcentral

rule yang paling berguna buat aku :
"Enjoy the little things"

11 March, 2011

bagaimana utk menipu dalam bola sepak (ditujukan khas utk pasukan ManUtd)


ditujukan khas utk pasukan ManUtd dan koncokonco setan

10 March, 2011

tweeeet

follow
http://twitter.com/#!/alamenn

semenjakbermenjak amat ketagih dah bende ni,twitter,fesbuk pun dah makin bosan.taklama lagi terkuburrrr la tu.

09 March, 2011

semerah wajah Ferguson


memang dah habis merah dah ketua Iblis Merah Syaitooon dilaknat ni
kah3 kalah


08 March, 2011

BlackEye Killorado by Sunny



This is Malaysian pro street bmx rider,Sunny a.k.a Sani on BlackEye Killorado 2011,
Location : Extreme Park, Shah Alam

mine is BlackEye NFG yang sedikit berat,
okee, bilelah nak sampai tahap neeeeh

keep rollin

YNWA, ManUtd balik rumah sebiji telur


yeaaaah its Liverpool's number 18,Kuyt ! HATTRICK yeaa

kemenangan seterusnya bagi Liverpool, meraih 3 goal hatrik hasil kaki Dirk Kuyt, 1 goal bagi ManUtd pada masa tambahan bagi mengelakkan mereka bawa pulang telur saja

suarez assist terbaik,
nani menangis macam bebi harap simpati reff,
rooney takberani keluar siku dah
van der sar menggelupur dekat tiang gol nk save 2nd goal tak dapat
kingg kenny muka sumpah gilaa comel


pssssssst :

awwwwek tennis wears number 8, Stevieeee

03 March, 2011

press play :

couple - takkan pernah melupakanmu

singkat mangkat

contoh bahasa cool yang takpatut korang tiruu

AFAIK - As Far As I Know
AFK - Away From Keyboard
ASAP - As Soon As Possible
BAS - Big Ass Smile
BBL - Be Back Later
BBN - Bye Bye Now
BBS - Be Back Soon
BEG - Beg Evil Grin
BRB - Be Right Back
BTW - By The Way
BWL - Bursting with Laughter
CID - Crying In Disgrace
CNP - Continued (in my) Next Post
CP - Chat Post (a chat message)
CRBT - Crying Real Big Tears
CYA- See You (Seeya)
CYAL8R - See You Later
EG - Evil Grin
EMSG - Email Message
FC - Finger Crossed
FTBOMH - From The Botton Of My Heart
FYI - For Your Information
FWIW - For What It's Worth
GAL - Get A Life
GFN - Go For Now
GMBA - Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA - Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY - Great To See You
H&K - Hug and Kiss / XOXO - Hugs and Kisses
HAGN - Have A Good Night
HBY - How About You?
HHIS - Hanging Head in Shame
HUB - Heat Up Butt
IAE - In Any Event
IC - I See
IGP - I Gotta Pee
ILY - I Love You
IMO - In My Opinion / IMCO - In My Considered Opinion
IMY - I Miss You
IMHO - In My Humble Opinion
IOW - In Other Words
IRL - In Real Life
IWALU - I Will Always Love You
JMO - Just My Opinion
JTLYK - Just To Let You Know
KIT - Keep In Touch
KOC - Kiss on Cheek / KOL - Kiss on Lips
L8R - Later
LHM - Lord Help Me
LHO - Laughing Head Off
LHU - Lord Help Us
LMAO - Laughing My A** Off
LMSO - Laughing My Socks Off
LOL - Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBB - Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing / LSHMBH - Laughing So Hard My Billy Hurts /
LSHTTARDML - Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
*hahaha ape jadah singkaatan ni panjang menatang
LTNS - Long Time No See
LTS - Laughing To Self
LUWAMH - Love You Will All My Heart
LY - Love Ya
MTF - More To Follow
NRN - No Reply Necessary
NADT - Not A Darn Thing
OIC - Oh, I See
OTOH - On The Other Hand
OTTOMH - Off The Top Of My Head
PITA - Pain In The Ass
PM - Private Message
PMFJI - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMP - Peed My Pants
POAHF - Put On A Happy Face
QSL - Reply
QSO - Conversation
QT - Cutie
ROFL - Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP - ROFL And Peeing My Pants / ROFLMAO - ROFL My A** Off / ROFLMAOAY - ROFLMAO At You / ROFLMAOWTIME - ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTSROFL - Unable To Speak
*ni sekor lagi manjang natang
RTFM - Read The Fucking Manual !
SETE - Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID - Slaps Head In Disgust
SNERT - Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SO - Significant Other
SOT - Short Of Time / SOTMG - Short of Time Must Go
SWAK - Sealed With A Kiss
SWL - Screaming With Laughter
SYS - See You Soon
TA - Thanks Again
TCOF / TC - Take Care of Yourself
TILII - Tell It Like It is
TNT - Till Next Time
TOY - Thinking Of You
TTFN - Ta Ta For Now
TTYL - Talk To You Later
WB - Welcome Back
WTH - What/Who The Heck (or substitute the 'H' with a 'F')
WYCM - Would You Call Me?
YBS - You'll Be Sorry

coool, ROFLMAOWTIME when i read this shit, angkara siapa yang pandai menyingkat ayat orang biasa guna ni jadi tunggang langgang kangkang pelik pelik sangat

so kids, jangan gunakan bahasa seperti ini. Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa, jangan menjahanamkannyaa

antara al-Banna dengan al-Banned

hasan al-banna ibarat satu gagasan yang mantap. gagasan yang tidak pernah mengejar kekayaan, tidak pernah mencari keuntungan yang bersifat sementara. justeru beliau hidup bersama kita dengan cara yang amat mudah dan ringkas. menerima dunia dengan penuh bersahaja. tidak pernah mencari dunia atau menolak terus dunia. segalanya sekadar secukupnya. beliau hanya mengambil sekadar yang perlu. makan apa yang ada. pakai pakaian yang ada. tempat tinggal sekadar seadanya. hidup serba ringkas.




najib razak ibarat satu gagasan yang mantap. gagasan yang sentiasa mengejar [sila isi tempat kosong dgn ayat anda sendiri]
gagasan 1malaysiaaaam










*apa jadah aku buat ni 

02 March, 2011

YENEWAYENEWA sampai mampus

abu  : kalah? hahahaha bodoh punya Liverfool, kalah dgn tukul besi berkarat

labu : kahkahkahkah sakit perut aku tngk burung kena goreng kawkaww 3-1

bambu : dahdah la tu taruh harapan kat kenny rogers tu, selayaknya jadi ayam je,out out !

jambu : hai, saya kipas susah mampus chelsea, anda rindukan Torres? sandarkanlah pada kenangan

jubo : hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha mmg bangangg laa kalah dgn team yg dahnak kene buang bpl




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pandai lah mereka bahan menganjing kekalahan, macam tak biasa pulak laah kan
yang torres tu dah jadi bahan menganjing harian kami, tak diperlukan,biar dia bawak sekali badi masuk chelshit

in KingKenny We Trust, nxt match, v ManUtd, setan merah laknat, kalau Howard Webb jadi reff memang cilakakaka laa ayam Fergie tu

walk on !

01 March, 2011

deadman

tiada apa untuk ditulis kerana realiti pusingan kehidupan aku sekarang memang gila bosan,
aku hanya mendapat kehidupan pada weekend, harap maklum

mujur nfg hadir dalam kehidupan, rolll (: